http://thats.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for thats en Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:30:45 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2037309 unknown@Netscape.com A lot of great life lessons are rolled into this story but the moral obviously is: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:30:45 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2037309atleastthatswhatcarolChanningsaysNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2016314 unknown@Netscape.com This is why cows shouldn't listen to the radio. A cow's pleasant day of grazing gets interrupted when she listens to an ominous farming report about a disease that's sweeping through the country's cattle population. What's a cow to do? Why, freak out, of course. Wed, 30 May 2007 09:39:36 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2016314thatsonecrazycowyouCouldalmostcallitaMadNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1514182 unknown@Netscape.com State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again. Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:07:58 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1514182satireactuallyItsohiothatscapturedallThecandidatesNews http://web2announcer.com/go/601852 unknown@Netscape.com The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day. Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:44:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/601852thatswhatshesaidTheofficefacebookholidayjohnhugheswaynesworldNews http://web2announcer.com/go/400131 unknown@Netscape.com TRENTON, NJ - Taco Bell announced yesterday that tests have ruled out E. Coli as the possible cause of a stomach illness that has sickened more than 60 people in the Northeast. Company officials now say they think it was just the food. Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:55:28 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/400131satire60peoplethatsaLotofillnessforyourMoneyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/112103 unknown@Netscape.com A bald eagle owes its life to the sharpshooting skills of an Iowa conservation officer. Though the bird has yet to offer any thanks, Jason Sandholdt is getting plenty of recognition from those who saw him use a single bullet last weekend to free the bird from a branch that hung over a cliff at Lake Red Rock. Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:00:37 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/112103officerFreesBaldEaglewithoneBulletaheroicshotnowthatswhatIcallsharpshootingNews